FUND #— ACCRUING ⸻ 15% OF THE FUND SEIZED AND BURNED AT COLLAPSE ⸻ NO COUNTDOWN PUBLISHED ⸻ AWAITING FIRST COLLAPSE ⸻ FUND #— ACCRUING ⸻ 15% OF THE FUND SEIZED AND BURNED AT COLLAPSE ⸻ NO COUNTDOWN PUBLISHED ⸻ AWAITING FIRST COLLAPSE ⸻
$PENSION
DEPT. OF DEFERRED GAINS
FUND§ RULESLEDGER
FUND #—

Wait
for the
crash.

Stake $PENSION and you are on the payroll. Trading fees pile into a fund of tokenized S&P 500. At a random moment between 5 and 30 minutes the fund collapses and pays out the SPY in it — to whoever is still clocked in.

THE CATCH
The collapse takes 15% of the fund before anyone is paid. It is used to market-buy $PENSION and burn it. You collect the rest. The supply gets smaller. So does your paycheck.
Your deposit is never touched, and SPY you have already earned stays yours. § RULES ⸻
CONTRACT ADDRESSPOSTED AT LAUNCH
CURRENT FUND■ SYNCING
FUND BALANCEUNAVAILABLE
FUND AGESYNCING
COLLAPSE WINDOW5–30 MIN
SEIZED AT COLLAPSE15% OF FUND
ON PAYROLL—
NO COUNTDOWN IS PUBLISHED.
THE COLLAPSE IS UNANNOUNCED.
FUND #— · UNPAID BALANCE
UNAVAILABLESPY
FUND AGE
SYNCING
PAID LAST 60M
0 SPY
ON PAYROLL
—
60402000m3m5m
LIVE FEE INTAKE
EACH TICK BELOW THE AXIS IS ONE FEE DEPOSIT INTO THE FUND.
YOUR PENSIONNO WALLET

Connect a Robinhood Chain wallet to join the payroll.

AWAITING FIRST CONFIRMED COLLAPSE

The Rules

FOUR OF THEM. ALL ENFORCED BY CONTRACT.
§1
CLOCK IN

Stake $PENSION into the fund contract. You are on the payroll from the next block onward.

STAKE ANY AMOUNT · NO LOCK
§2
THE FUND FILLS

Trading fees flow in continuously as tokenized S&P 500. The balance only goes up.

EVERY TICK IS ONE FEE DEPOSIT
§3
THE COLLAPSE

At a random moment between 5 and 30 minutes the fund empties. 15% of it is taken off the top, market-bought into $PENSION and burned. Everyone on the payroll splits the rest, in proportion to their stake.

PAYOUT AND SEIZURE ARE ONE TRANSACTION
§4
RETIRE

Withdraw whenever you like. Your full stack comes back untouched, and any SPY you have already earned stays claimable.

DEPOSIT IS NEVER BURNED

Collapse Ledger

LAST 4 CYCLES
FUNDCRASHEDSURVIVEDSPY PAID$PENSION BURNEDPAYROLLTX
NO CONFIRMED COLLAPSES YET.
TOTAL SPY PAID
—
$PENSION BURNED
—
TOTAL COLLAPSES
—
QUEUED FOR BURN
—
$PENSION
XEXPLORER

The 15% haircut is taken from the fund before payout and is irreversible. Rewards vary with trading volume. Tokens and tokenized stock assets are volatile and may lose value. Verify every contract address before signing.